Hack My Life Inside Hacks - Gaming the System Claw GametruTV

That has claimed more quarters
than any other machine.   The dreaded claw game.    Today, we fight
to claim the prizes that are
rightfully ours.    This is
Gaming the System.

Winning at arcade games
  like the claw...   It's not that it's impossible, it's just that the odds
are really stacked against you.   -I've never won, have you? -Occasionally. But there are a few things
that you can be aware of  that might
increase your odds if the machine isn't
completely rigged against you.

First up, it's the tilt. Tilting the machine isn't
about moving the prizes. It's actually about getting
more slack on the line. If you want to get something
deep down, you go for the tilt.

And how safe is it? Not really safe at all.
 I don't advise it.  Great. There should be a giant
disclaimer on the screen.  Great.

Here comes the tilt.   All right,
  I'm gonna load the money. I used to do this with cop cars   after Lakers games.   How's it look over there?
Should I go back a little more? Heavy, it looks heavy,
Brooke.

So, this hack  should give Brooke some extra slack on the wire
as the claw goes down.   All right, now give it
a little shimmy.  Little back
 and forth, maybe.   Okay, all right.

This seems less like a hack
and more like a felony.  All right,
keep it where it is.  Yep. This is great
for the shoulders, bad for everything else.

Oh, my God.   I'll just buy you
a [bleep] kangaroo. -Kev, you okay?
-Terrible hack. Hopefully this one's
 a little better.

It's called
beating the mirror.   Kevin: So, you want to use multiple angles   instead of trusting
the mirror in the back. It's there to fool you,
mess with your depth perception. Makes the actual cage
seem larger than it is.

Let's start by
choosing our target. Brooke: Panda and rat
 are looking good.  Kevin: All right, I'm going
 with your advice.   I'm going panda.

 Usually -- oh, there I am,
  distracted again. What's up, handsome?
Oh, not much.  Just making television.   Huh?   Yep? Sorry.

-Panda!  Thank you.
  Got it. Brooke needs a panda.   Okay, quarters in.  I'm gonna kind of guess
my forward and back.

Okay. Kevin: I'm not going to
just trust this mirror. I'm gonna check   every angle I can. Take a peek.

  Oh, I actually need to go
back a little bit more.  Yeah, you can even
  look this way.    Oh, yeah, very clear.    Back a little bit more...

 Hovering over...   Oh, Kev!    Come on, baby!  Oh! Wow! Sweet panda victory.    You wanted it,
and I won it.    Beautiful panda.

-Aw. Here you go, Brooke.  Yeah,
I want you to have it.    How'd you know
I was lonely? It's pretty obvious,
Brooke..

Getaway Goons - LEGO City Police - Mini Movie Part 1

Is everything in place? The piggy's on the leash. Cold wind is about to blow. Engine's warm. Then go! WHOOOOOAAAAA!!! HEY! JIMMINY-BRICKETT! Get them on screen! Hm...

Target's heading downtown. [Police sirens blaring] Whoa! I've got a visual! Ready for stage 2! Big bird is losing visual. Hold onto their tail, partner! 3.... 2....

1!!!! Heeeeeey!!!! Next time, in LEGO City....

Expiration Date

[Screeching tires]     [phone ring] Gwaa! Bwaa! What?! What?
Oh. Scout, it's Pauling.
Tell me you got the briefcase. Yeah sure. And nobody saw you? Ah.

Basically nobody. Scout, I'm here right now. Well, that's a funny story... Hello, Mrs.

Pauling!
We killed everyone and took a briefcase! Not everybody, Soldier.
You left seven witnesses, guys. [Gunshot] Six. Pauling :
Look, just keep the briefcase safe, okay? Have a good weekend, guys. Goodbye, Mrs.

Pauling!
I'm leaving the van now! Bye bye. Okay then. Hey, hey, Mrs. Pauling!
Before you go.

Ahh [Scout stammering] Scout. What? Say something. You're probably real
busy this weekend, right? Funny you should mention that. Um.

Looks like I will be
burying bodies all weekend. So that you don't go to jail. Oh g-good. So we're both busy.

[Sirens] Oh. Got to go. Lot of people busy with business. SPY:
Asking out that dial tone again, I see.

Go to hell, Spy! Hey, look at all this.
What have you two eggheads been workin' on? Nice catch. Yeah. Listen. Ah...

We've been running some
experiments on the teleporter. Well yeah.
Y'all ought a take a look at this. [Teleporter sounds] Scout:
Wow. You can teleport bread.

That is. Big news. Um.
Is the Demo back with the beer yet? Whaaaa! What the hell is that?! Tumors. Y'all know what this means right? Soldier:
Ahhhhhhh! We cannot teleport bread anymore! Engineer:
Whoa! Whoa...

Not exactly, Soldier. You teleport as much bread as you like. That goes for all of ya. If there's something any of y'all
wanted to do before you Well.

Died.
Now would be a good time. Spy:
How long before these tumors kill us? Well, let's see. We all use the
teleporter let's say six times a day. Times four years.
Minus we're not bread.

Hmm. Three days. Yes.
We all have three days to live! Wooooooooooooo!! Wooooo! Woo. What? Spy: This is a bucket.

Dear god. There's more. No! It contains the dying wish
of every man here. Scout.

You did collect
everyone's dying wish? You bet! Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize
your death watches. [Beeps] We have seventy hours to live.
For most men no time at all. We are not most men.

We are mercenaries. We
have the resources. The will. To make these hours count! The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
Let's begin.

Our first dying wish is Scout's. He's drawn a picture of
me getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off of me. Yeah, those are stink lines.

That's why
the car hit him. Cause he smells. Yes I see. Here you've drawn
me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower.

The Eiffel Tower having
sexual congress with me. Both of us relaxing post-coitus. [Silent mouthing] I'm crying and the Eiffel tower has stink
lines coming off of it. Did anyone besides Scout put a
card into the bucket?! Scout:  Classic scout.
[Giggling] Fantastic.

This was a huge
waste of my time. You did not read mine. [Sigh] Does it say you want the bucket? Yes! See you all in hell! [Gasp] [Door knock] Go away. Hey, ah, got a second? Oh, Scout.

Please.
Go [bleep] yourself. Yeah. Hey that's, that's funny.
Um. Anyway I [Scream] Wait! Wait! Wait! Ow.
Come on, Spy.

I'm wedging my head through a door here
to tell you I'm sorry. Make it quick. So I did write down a last wish. I'd, ahh.

I'd like to
go on a date with Mrs. Pauling. You? You're terrible with girls. What? No.

No. No. Spy, look at this. And this.

And this here.
Spy, look at all of this. Heh. No. I'm great with girls.

We got buckets of chicken.
Wanna do it? Eh. Okay. You, Spy. You are amazing with ladies.

You know, classy ones. The kind that
smell good and can read. And always have their glasses on just
kind of crooked. You know? The ones that don't go for a guy like me.

Hmm, and why is that, do you think? C'mon, Spy, I don't know. Well, a mystery we will take
to our graves then. Goodbye. Wait.

Wait. Ah. [Sigh] Okay. Look.

Fine.
Spy. This never leaves this room. [Sigh] You are better than me. All right?
I need your help.

I'll do it on one condition. [Mic re-verb] Say that again. Seduce me. You? Seduce me.

What, Spy? I ain't gonna... Seduce me! Right. Right. Okay.

Hey there, good lookin'.
I got a bucket of chicken. I'm not one of your friend chicken tramps! I'm a woman. I like my men dangerous.
Mysterious. You want to be my lover?! Earn it.
Seduce me!    Spy: Final question.

You have a dinner
date for seven. What time do you arrive? Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run
background checks on the staff.

Can the cook be trusted? If not I got to
kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with
my own guy, no later than 4:30. You're ready. Really? No.

Everything you just said
was insane and we are out of time. Congratulations. You're a failure. Oh.

I failed, did I? Yes. Did I? Yes. Did I? Scout, where is this going? Where it's going is I don't need you.
I'll put this date on myself. Yourself? That's right, fancy pants, myself.

So why don't you take your little
failure, roll it up sideways and... Okay, crap, I got to go. Screw you though. [Alarms] Y'all ready? Ready! Oh.

[Roar] [scream] Ah hell. [Alarms] You're ready. All right.
[Deep breath] Ahhhh! Mrs. Pauling.

What an unexpected surprise. They took the briefcase.
Don't worry, we can fix this. We'll get it back and the
Administrator never has to know. You look.

You look... Ahhhh. Demo: Drunk! Soldier: Round! Soft! No, round!
Demo: Blurry! Ravishing. Pauling: Uh huh.

You too. Hold on. That's the briefcase right there.
Scout, you... Are you having a prom? Yeah.

Nah. Yeah ah. Well the.
Yeah, the thing is. Guys! Hey fellas, listen!
It's just bread that gets tumors.

It's not even tumors. It's some
form of self aware beauty mark that that only metastasizes
in an environment of pure wheat. Here, watch this. Oh look.

It hates me so much. [Laughing] So we're fine. As long
as nobody teleports any bread. Question.

What's your question, Soldier? I teleported bread. What? You told me to. How much? I have done nothing but
teleport bread for three days. Where?! Where have you  been sending it?! [Rumble] Scout.

I get one day off a year
and you just wasted it on this! Goodbye. Wait! Wait! Wait! Ah. Why don't we
discuss it over diner? [Roar] What the hell is that?! Mrs. Pauling, run! Now, doctor! I think it's going pretty well.

Now go. Hey, Mrs. Pauling. Oh, I am so sorry.

God, Scout, what for? Pressing the
one button you're never supposed to press? Do you have any idea
what's in a briefcase that... Oh! Oh! Give me your watch! Yeah. Exactly. See that is where
this all starts.

No, actually wait... [Scream] Ha! Ha! Ha! I teleported bread! So that brings me to the point
of this story, which is I like you and you should probably be sitting for this. Guys! Close the blast doors! Mrs. Pauling.

Look, my last
few hours I just wanted... [Roar] Come on! Um. Never mind! Pauling: Run! Oh god! [Screaming] Ahhhh. Ah.

Mrs. Pauling, you all right? I can't feel anything below my neck. Oh God. Oh.

Now I can feel it. Ow. Ow. Oh God, I am so sorry.

This is... That was so much fun. You're not mad? I was furious. Oh my God, you
set off the briefcase alarm and you were having a prom for some reason.
But then there was this monster and we shot it and we built a bomb
and I think my leg's broken.

Can we do this again? Yeah, sure. Wait, nah. We can't. I'm going to be dead.

Wait, what? Good news! We're not dying!
We are going to live forever! I didn't say that!
I just said we're not filled with tumors! Oh thank god. So ya Mrs. Pauling. I guess it's a date.

Actually this was my
only day off this year. Oh. Oh, but you can ride
along with me on some jobs. Pauling: Tomorrow I'm belt sanding the
finger prints off a pile of corpses.

Scout: Ah. No. Pauling: Oh you can help me yank the molars
out of a box of heads. Scout: No to that.

Well, on Friday I have to kill someone who
pressed a briefcase alarm button and...Oh. You're already going to be at that one..

DUDE PERFECT Battlebots EditionFACEOFF

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to an new episode of..... [Whistling] [Singing] FACEOFF. BEAUTIFUL. In this episode we got 4 competitors Only one announcer So there is going to be one roll and that person is going to be the announcer I gotta guess to who its going to be.

[Rumble] CODY?!? Whoohoo wow!       First round of the first activity of evening we have first   Garrett and then second after the first we have - so tyler birth gear. I'm out here to win gears a podium, bro So I know he'll be okay with third place which technically would be I don't know how we would determine third and fourth place You're probably way too advanced okay. You're just automatically taking third place. I'm the witch doctor.

[Oh] you self-proclaimed [I] know that's just what I call my ex book battle bot. Hey, you heard of your first book Let's get to the ready and rumble Robot fight time come in Mr.. Ruffalo [furball] come down apprentice to Rid oh It's not over yet cuz I'm gonna do about this one foe he is limited on his weaponry Garrett looks to be doing fine. It's over.

It's all over [I] win Congratulation online mine's not oh We got some bitterness over here. Let's talk it through yeah I'm a little bit [theater] [girls] [cuz] he charged me right off the bat when I thought we were still in learn your bot mode Oh, [they're] [hanging] and he went right after mean. I lost my part Hey, I will say that uh I charge and actually lost a couple. I sacrifice my own body to win, so [hey] [there's] a good play.

I like to play I like to move Garrett will be advancing and just pick around clean the roughnecks here. We go shake hands Hey before you be a good sport right now. My mom told me to Shake hand even it's kid pick on you Cody - alright a hearty long hello from that yogi. Hey very dramatic games.

Oh, oh oh Oh my God. Is there MS-Dos added the ratings are floating through the rich oh, I'm so excited [Kobe] back. Oh Yeah, I've been doing [it] between my and or [Caesar] come back now [gk]. Yeah, yeah You just took your weak side and ramy riding.

Oh, gosh. It feels so good How did that feel when you went out three parts to one part everybody was telling me you know hey do something do something I? Took the slow and steady [approach]. You know turtle wins array sometimes and today Jim stone was patient He got the injury you are in fact a turtle I've never thought of an animal more kidding to you Yep, you know whatever it is. I'm in the championship right? It's all up to you again It is time for round two the grand finale the gila GB of them all the final symphony number nine.

It's coming up next Let's get a pregame interview of apartment final event cody having a feel about your [chances] here today. I feel really good I'm driving the 60 x I feel like it's a real championship machine. I've been staring [gear] down over there [I'm] feeling real confident turn off here [Garrett]. Have you feel about competition [nice]? Suzy is 400x can take you to victory [get] alive.

I'm worried about throwing the ball to net my goal is to knock him over Yes Here we go If you let me watch this is where we play fantasy robots aboard [it] was you do Quite a lot of [the] [field] [air]. Oh feels great. I said I was gonna You know turn his card over I said forget it. He's going to beat himself I'm just going to put the balls in the hoop You know I will pay that is a strategy tell him the strategy that you're not going to do and then change this fairy to Accredit II he doesn't know about and that's perplexed him he was over there fiddling with his hums And it had no cord to put it in the net oh man.

That was that was [that] called a skunk? [I] actually think I could have [Coulda] beat him a hundred to [twenty] to be fair He did get one it was not an official skunk, but that is one of the biggest beat nouns [I've] seen and robots history good job here Chucky puck to the [luther] I feel you had to been human error I just could not get that ball to shoot out of course it would give me her you can't fight in the robot no bigger legitimately scientifically perfect You're right Charles. I know my Time for [60x] to get to take over to stone boy and sound I'm ready to reap the [fruits] [of] [his] [lane]. Oh Oh, it's amazing. Just [kind] of stand over here.

Take a quick look at what remains with my machine You guys give [me] a moment of silence. [I] was devastating. Oh no no parts. [Oh].

Yeah, he lost. She [known] I. Said we take this party inside is hot sorry yeah congrats to [Guerre] on an ePIc victory He is a new recipient of the 2016 hex ball basketball. Trophy.

Let's give it up fair Good job my good man feels good to [be] a winner doesn't wow don't you like the [big-eared] [who'd] like pink man? I'd like first just thank the sponsors hexbug yeah, and in my [own] personal talent for taking me [today]. Oh, that's amazing Yeah guys you think the [hexbug] vex robotics and battle bots if you learn no more click on here. It's amazing Hey, you watch more brains. I'll describe the whipple [click] right here guys.

Thanks for watching [Corey] killing family found a nugget I gave a dance-off this [all] here put their trophy living over there And hey guess what stop and pay them with it. I'm the man. Thanks for watching see ya.

Doggone BiscuitsA Mickey Mouse CartoonDisney Shorts

MICKEY: Here's Pluto's bowl.
And his leash. And a big bag
of Pluto's favorite treats. He only gets a treat
when he's good. Why that's all the time,
isn't it, Pluto? (GIGGLES)
Whoa! Easy with those
treats, Minnie.

They're very fattening. Okay, boy,
I'll see you in a month. My little Pluto.
My little buddy
wuddy wo wo! (PANTING HAPPILY) My little Minnie,
my little wo wo! Take good care of my Pluto! We're going to have so
much fun! (WHINING) Oh, I know I shouldn't,
but I can't help myself! (GIGGLE)
(CHOMPING) (PHONE RINGING) Oh, hi Mickey.
Pluto's fine. (CHUCKLING)
No, I didn't give him
all those treats.

MICKEY: Oh good.
Remember, those treats
are very fattening. Oh, Minnie.
I miss Pluto so much, I wish I could see him now. That's it.
I'm coming home early.
I'll be over later today. Don't worry, Pluto!
I'll get you back into shape.

(BARK) A nice slimming sweater
is what you need. (STRETCHING)
(THUNK) Perfect!
Mickey will never
know the difference. (DINGS) A sauna will melt away
those lbs.
(STEAMING) After all,
it worked for me. (DINGS) Oh! (WHEEZES) Phew.

(SINGSONG)
I'm going to see my Pluto,
my Pluto, my Pluto. Come on, Pluto!
Let's go for a jog. Nah. Oh, Mickey's going to be
so disappointed.

(BARKING) That's it!
Pluto just needs
some motivation. Yoo-hoo.
Pluto. Special delivery. Huh? (ALL MEOWING) (SIREN WAILING) Perfect! Oh, Pluto!
It's working!
We did it.

Whoa! (ALL BARKING) Oh, dear. Oh! Oh! Whoa! Pluto! (CAR HORN HONKS) (SHIP HORN BLARING)
(CAR HORN HONKING) Oh, Pluto! Ahhh! (ALL GROWLING) BOTH: Pluto! Help! (EXPLOSION)
(DOGS WHIMPERING) MICKEY:
Pluto, you're ripped! Wow, Minnie, he looks great! I was pretty sure I was
going to come home
to find a big, fat Pluto. (GIGGLING)
(GROANING).

Clash of Clans Inside the Clan Castle (Clan Wars Three Year Anniversary!)

Elders of the Cowboy Clan,
Clan War is upon us. And we're going to win this time! I can't make it, unfortunately. I have a podiatrist appointment.  Are you kidding me, BananaPants87? I think I've got bunions.
I've been wearing impractical shoes.

How about after? No, it's going to be an all-day thing. Can somebody fill in? Do it for the bunions? My grandfather had bunions.
They are serious business. I've got your back, BananaPants87. I'll do it for the Clan.

- For the bunions!
- For the bunions! For the bunions! For the bunions!.

Clash of Clans Bye Bye Builder!

You built a tower made of wood. Just to help them if you could. You built a Barracks made of stone. Try to make this house a home.

You built a dream made out of clay, but that was all from yesterday. You build it up, they tear it down. Maybe it's time to leave
this koo koo town. So go on your way.

Bye bye, builder! Fly like an eagle..