Clash of Clans Inside the Clan Castle (Clan Wars Three Year Anniversary!)

Elders of the Cowboy Clan,
Clan War is upon us. And we're going to win this time! I can't make it, unfortunately. I have a podiatrist appointment.  Are you kidding me, BananaPants87? I think I've got bunions.
I've been wearing impractical shoes.

How about after? No, it's going to be an all-day thing. Can somebody fill in? Do it for the bunions? My grandfather had bunions.
They are serious business. I've got your back, BananaPants87. I'll do it for the Clan.

- For the bunions!
- For the bunions! For the bunions! For the bunions!.