The Oscar for Best RomanceLele Pons

>> LELE PONS: Welcome back to this year's Academy Awards. This award is dedicated to the most romantic movies of the century. Here are our nominees. Grease >> MARCUS JOHNS: You guys don't want to hear the horny details now, do you? [GUYS CHEERING] >> GIRLS: Tell us! Tell us! >> ALISSA VIOLET: He was so romantic! [GIRLS AWEING] >> MARCUS JOHNS: She was nasty! [GUYS OOHING] >> AMANDA CERNY: How's he like? >> ALISSA VIOLET: He's so cute! [GIRLS AWEING] >> MARCUS JOHNS: Big melons! [GUYS CHEERING] >> ALISSA VIOLET: We held hands! [GIRLS AWEING] >> RAY DIAZ: But did you smash? >> MARCUS JOHNS: I'm not saying no! [GUYS CHEERING] >> LELE PONS: Excuse me? Are you guys students? >> GUYS: Yeah...

>> LELE PONS: He looks a little too old to be a student. >> MARCUS JOHNS: He failed a couple grades. >> RAY DIAZ: Yeah. >> LELE PONS: I'm gonna call the cops.

>> MARCUS JOHNS: Let's go boys! Come on! Go, go, go! Run boys! Run! >> ALISSA VIOLET: That looks like Danny. >> LELE PONS: The Notebook >> AMANDA CERNY: Why didn't you text me? Why? >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: I texted you! I texted you every day for one day! >> AMANDA CERNY: You texted me? >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: It wasn't over for me! >> AMANDA CERNY: Wait. >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: It still isn't! >> AMANDA CERNY: I'm not just gonna make out with you. >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: I built you a house.

>> AMANDA CERNY: That's a really nice house. >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Yeah. Yeah. Maria? Romeo and Juliet >> TEALA: Romeo, oh Romeo.

>> RUDY MANCUSO: I'm right here [BLEEP]. >> TEALA: Wherefore out thou Romeo? >> RUDY MANCUSO: Excuse me? Juliet? >> TEALA: Deny thy father. >> RUDY MANCUSO: Are you even speaking English? >> TEALA: And refuse thy name. >> RUDY MANCUSO: What the [BLEEP] language is this? >> TEALA: Is someone there? >> RUDY MANCUSO: Finally! Holy [BLEEP].

Yes. Hi. >> TEALA: Will thy come up and visit me? >> RUDY MANCUSO: Who the [BLEEP] do you think I am? Spiderman? >> TEALA: Oh please Romeo! Find a way.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Oh my God. >> TEALA: Oh here! Use my extensions.

>> RUDY MANCUSO: What the [BLEEP] you think this is? Rapunzel? >> TEALA: Just try! >> RUDY MANCUSO: What is this yoga? >> TEALA: Are you kidding me? That's it! You've missed your chance. >> RUDY MANCUSO: You know what? This is [BLEEP]! You know how many girls I could be with right now? >> TEALA: I dont need you! I got Peter Pan on his way right now.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: I could be with Cinderella! I could be with Snow White! I could be with Sleeping Beauty! >> TEALA: Thats why you cant climb up here Romeo.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: I could be with so many people! I dont have to put up with this [BLEEP]. >> TEALA: I dont have time for your nonsense! >> RUDY MANCUSO: [BLEEP] you! >> TEALA: Peace! >> LELE PONS: Twilight >> MANON MATTEWS: But why can't you just turn me? >> JAKE PAUL: It's not that simple. >> MANON MATTES: Just bite me! >> JAKE PAUL: I'm trying to protect you >> MANON MATTHEWS: From what? >> JAKE PAUL: From me.

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Don't do it Bella. >> JAKE PAUL: Oh, this guy again! Come on. >> MANON MATTHEWS: Jacob! >> JAKE PAUL: Not now Jacob. >> ANWAR JIBAWI: Come at me bro! >> JAKE PAUL: Just choose someone! >> MANON MATTHEWS: I don't, I don't know.

>> JAKE PAUL: I can make you immortal. >> ANWAR JIBAWI: I got abs. >> JAKE PAUL: I'm cold. >> ANWAR JIBAWI: I'm warm.

>> JAKE PAUL: I'm shiny! >> ANWAR JIBAWI: Well can you do this? >> MANON MATTHEWS: Yeah, I'm just gonna go with you. >> LELE PONS: And Titanic. >> LELE PONS: Hello Jack. >> LELE PONS: Jack!
>> KING BACH: Oh [BLEEP]! >> LELE PONS: I changed my mind.

>> KING BACH: It's about time. >> LELE PONS: They said you'd-
>> KING BACH: Shut up! Put that on! >> KING BACH: Come on. Take my hand. No.

Not to get in, to help me out. Alright, we gonna go on the top. >> LELE PONS: Alright. >> KING BACH: Alright.

Let's do this date. Close your eyes. Do you trust me? >> LELE PONS: I trust you. >> KING BACH: [BLEEP] yeah.

Make sure you keep trusting me. Put your hands up! Alright, now keep going up to the front of the ship. Keep going. I'll tell you when to stop.

>> KING BACH: Alright, keep going.
[LELE SCREAMING] [KING BACH SCREAMING] >> LELE PONS: You [BLEEP]! >> KING BACH: I'm not dying this time [BLEEP]. >> LELE PONS: Jack! And the winner is... [DRUM ROLL] The Notebook! >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Yes! [CHRISTIAN CHEERING] That's what I'm talking about baby! [BLEEP] you. [BLEEP] you.

And [BLEEP] you. I won this [BLEEP]. Fair and square >> AMANDA CERNY: We won it together. >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Yeah! We'd like to thank the producers and directors- >> LELE PONS: I must apologize...

The winners are Twilight. >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSS: NO! >> LELE PONS: Have a good night! >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Oh [BLEEP]. [EXIT MUSIC].